And just when you thought your 401k has taken a big hit, last year’s richest person in China, 27-year-old female property developer Yang Huiyan saw her net worth drop from $17 billion to $5 billion.

Ever feel like the essential message with these types of things is: “You’re all fat and going to die.”

BTW, If anyone knows more about who paints these and how much the high-end ones cost, I’d love to know. The artwork on some of them is really top-notch.

That being said, here’s a list of the top five online banks for high interest savings and checking. The rates all fall between 3% and 3.50%. None of these beat inflation (currently over 5% in the US), but they’re better than leaving the cash under your mattress.

Your top five African countries from best to fifth are Mauritius, Seychelles, Cape Verde, Botswana, and South Africa. The first three are islands and all five have tourist-centric economies.

You bottom five from worst to not-as-worst are Somalia, DR Congo, Chad, Sudan and Angola. None of these offer much in the way of tourism (unless human misery and perpetual civil war is your thing).

Of note, Somalia scored a survey-low 6 points out of 100 in the human rights category.

Given the competition, the trendiest nation to hate, Zimbabwe, finished in a comfortable 33 out of 48 sandwiched between Mauritania at 32 and Swaziland at 34.